jonathanegbert:

i am trying to hold in a scream and it’s not working.

D —> Perhaps if you inserted your scream into the bo% with the cat

D —> No

D —> Nevermind

D —> That’s a f001ish suggestion

D —> Almost as f001ish as the tiny paws who believes he can abscond from inside the bo% through the tiny aperture

D —> Only his head fits

D —> How will he escape

ophiuchustroll:

chynese-girl:

irrelevantinsomniac:

bluh

CRIES CRIES CRIES

john vriska is trying to get tickets for you and her to go see the new nic cage movie.

^ best reason

i’m gonna cryyyyyy

mrlifdoff:

adrimnzr:

suicidalsnaily:

metatheatre:

every time i watch this scene. i can’t think of any clever jokes about sherlock’s rear end, or even something that expresses an opinion on it, like “dat ass.” my brain just flatlines and my eyes become dinner plates and the only thought stamped across my mind is the word BUTT in big bold letters.

butts have that effect on me.

I’, GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS

RIGHT ON THAT ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS STOP

now make that motherfucker hammertime

GO STUPID

GO STUPID

GO STUPID

WOBBLEDY WOBBEDY WA WOBBLE WOBBLE

I’M STA STACKIN’ UP CASES

WATSON’S WALLET GETTIN’ COLOSSAL.

the-unpopular-opinions:

wow, this pisses me off!

“the-unpopular-opinions”, lols at the order of the day.

Shit let’s use what I learned in AP Human Geography.

The only reason the English language became so popular in America was due to colonization. Then there was immigration. You’re wondering why immigration back then didn’t cause everyone to know every language ever? It’s due tot he fact that most other citizens from other countries learnt English. Why? Because they needed to communicate with England with trade. So when people moved here at first, they were somewhat familiar with the language. Now we’ve got Latin America and Mexico moving in. While a large majority of resources were exported from both countries, the people in Mexico and other Hispanic/Latin American countries are lower class and never taught the language. As for learning it when they move to the US, they really do try. Do you know how complex, unnecessary, and difficult it is to learn English from another language? Extremely. But people still learn it. Mind you, there are those who don’t know English but it only takes a small number of people to stand out against a large mass. I had a Cuban bus driver when I was in middle school who spoke English, yet everybody said she couldn’t. It’s not her fault her accent is thick. While I understand how frustrating it can be, there’s no need to be an ass about it. You don’t see other kids/adults from other countries complaining.

trickstermodeatnight:

artisticserialist:

kawaii-jake-english:

je2u2:

animecats:

aloisxfuckingxtrancy:

hannah-anafeloz:

ciel-the-earl-phantomhive:

asktheamazingbouncingferret:

rosety1er:

iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:

intheautumnoftheirlives:

starkid-nerdfighter:

lolriker69:

osdw:

Reblog if you know where this if from.

American Horror Story.

Doctor Who.

Star Trek????

*le sigh* Powerpuff Girls.

Power Rangers.

You guys it’s obviously from Star Wars.

Idiots. It’s obviously from Supernatural.

You’re all wrong!

This is obviously from Hannah Montana.

Dumbasses.

It’s from fucking Duck Tales!

I Love Danny Phantom.

homestuck is a great anime

omg i luv hetalia!!!!!!!!!!!

IDIOTS.

It’s Dexter’s lab.

Dudes it’s obv from the Fairly odd parents

oh i actually had my own one of these!

it’s from hamtaro right?